Sure, all babies are cute, they’re designed that way so we won’t eat them, but there’s a huge benefit to puppies.  They don’t get suspended from school, date the wrong girls, sneak out of the house to hang with friends, and they don’t do the most horrible things human babies do……they don’t grow up and move out!  Dogs stay your baby for life.  They greet you at the door like it’s the first time, every time.  They’re never embarrassed to kiss you in public, nor in front their friends.  They actually beg to be seen in public with you and don’t care if it’s the park or the mall, as long as they’re with you.

Sure, all babies are cute, they’re designed that way so we won’t eat them, but there’s a huge benefit to puppies. They don’t get suspended from school, date the wrong girls, sneak out of the house to hang with friends, and they don’t do the most horrible things human babies do……they don’t grow up and move out! Dogs stay your baby for life. They greet you at the door like it’s the first time, every time. They’re never embarrassed to kiss you in public, nor in front their friends. They actually beg to be seen in public with you and don’t care if it’s the park or the mall, as long as they’re with you.